You’re desperate. Your legacy code-generation code outputs a Hash using hash#to_s. You’ve flouted many Rubocop rules to get to where you are. Suddenly, it gets too much. You search the Web for a pretty-print function that you want: a Rubocop-friendly Hash pretty-printer.
Empty-handed, you cough up blood, while a police car’s red-blue lights flicker in through the blinds of your run-down office.
With tired fingers, you type out something like:
Then, you faint, blessed sleep converges on you and envelopes you in a colorless void.