Instead of a feed reader or social media or anything digital

You could use German hacker Christian Neukirchen’s Trivium to replace social media and feed-reading. Save time, effort, irritation. This would apply if you were a computer geek with eclectic and narrow cultural tastes.

CoffeeScript gives you other problems

When using CoffeeScript, you get other problems. Nice for a change. I guess it’s like when Java hackers do a bit of Scala. A taste of someone else’s headaches.